hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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