Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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