im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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