i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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