You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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