Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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