She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
