I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
