We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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