I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
That accounts for only three of the penises
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize