Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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