i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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