i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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