How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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