After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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