bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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