i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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