We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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