She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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