He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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