Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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