but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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