He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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