I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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