First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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