I accidentally had phone sex last night
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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