Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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