I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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