I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Screwed.edu
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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