How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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