Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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