I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
the day after is always just damage control
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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