i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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