ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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