Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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