Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
its not stalking. its research.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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