i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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