i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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