I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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