Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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