So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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