everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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