it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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