Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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