Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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