Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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