Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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