summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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