When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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