am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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