We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Is Oprah even human
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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