I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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