Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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