good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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