C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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