just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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