i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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