Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
