their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
