I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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